Sassy Girl Monologue

Sassy

Day 1:

I wonder if he likes my Red bikini? The only reason im wearing it 2 days in a row is becuz i alway catch him staring. Why can’t prince love me as much as i love him. I mean what's wrong with me? I’m popular, pretty, mean. Maybe i should just drop Elle. She is totally not in the group anymore. All she does is soccer, soccer, and soccer and cry to her mommy about everything. What a loser! Anyways, Middle school starts tomorrow so I need to remember to wear my new crop top, hang around Aspen, and get a guy. If all goes well i should be Ms. popular from day one. Claire is having a slumber party on Sunday. I'm so excited because I haven’t seen Claire in forever and I got her a super cute make up kit. Her acne has gone way too far;) Okay I gotta go I'm meeting Ella and Aspen at the pool.

Toodles!
Sassy Gaines

OMG! I just got back from the pool and we embarrassed Ella so bad! I think we even got the Jacks (the prince) attention. We pushed her in the pool in all her clothes and shrieked, “She’s drowning in her own pool of sadness”. AHAHAHAHAHA. I feel bad for being mean too Elle
Claire’s slumber party is tomorrow and I can’t stop admiring the kit. Today was also day one of soccer tryouts. Ellie was acting really weird, like when Kenzie gave her a hug and started talking all girly she looked confused. Usually Kenzie and Ellie talk for HOURS!!!! Also she acted uncomfortable in her soccer clothes. But I guess she was ok. I just hope they all make the team and I fail. Then I would have to come up with a story about me getting hurt or dropping out. Is everyones life as complicated as mine. My mom wouldn’t even let Aspen sleepover tonight and I was so mad! Why does my mom not do anything I want. Also Jack and Ellie were talking a lot today. I really hope they don’t have some sort of relationship. BECUZ JACK IS MINE! Anyway’s I should stop complaining and take a walk- Sassy