Veronica Fazbear Pizza Monologue
(Mike POV)
I sighed as I picked up the newspaper and searched the ad section. The ad for Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza caught my eye. ‘Hmm...all I have to do is get the job and spend a night watching 4 unmoving animatronics. Seems easy enough,” I thought, as I dialed 1-888-Faz-Fazbear. Applying for this job wasn’t hard though, I had to answer three questions: “Did you go to Freddy’s as a child?” Yes. “Are you okay with sitting in an office for 6 hours?” Yes. “Are you good with electronics?” Yes. The boss, who was on the phone then said I was hired. Talk about easy. From there, the rest of the day was rather uneventful. As I pulled up and walked inside, I noticed an office then walked inside and sat down. The phone rang 3 times, then went to the answering …show more content…
machine.
''Hello? Hello?Hello? Um, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled down for your first night. Uhm, I actually worked in that office before you, I’m finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I am gonna tell you, there is nothing to worry about. You'll be fine. So let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uhm, Let's see. First there is an introductory reading from the company, that I am suppose to read.It's kinda of a legal think, you know?Uhm, Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids & grown ups alike, where fantasy and fun comes to life. Fazbear entertainment is not responsible for damage of property or person. Upon discovery of the damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be funded within 90 days to you as soon as possible after the place has been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and that the carpets has been changed.Blah blah blah. Now, that might sound bad, I know. But there is really nothing to worry about. Um, the animatronic characters do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I was forced to sing, those same stupid songs for 20 years, and I never got a bath,I'd probably be a bit irritable
at night too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children. So you should show them a little respect. Right? Okay. So just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uuhm, there is left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Something about their servers looki
I sighed as I picked up the newspaper and searched the ad section. The ad for Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza caught my eye. ‘Hmm...all I have to do is get the job and spend a night watching 4 unmoving animatronics. Seems easy enough,” I thought, as I dialed 1-888-Faz-Fazbear. Applying for this job wasn’t hard though, I had to answer three questions: “Did you go to Freddy’s as a child?” Yes. “Are you okay with sitting in an office for 6 hours?” Yes. “Are you good with electronics?” Yes. The boss, who was on the phone then said I was hired. Talk about easy. From there, the rest of the day was rather uneventful. As I pulled up and walked inside, I noticed an office then walked inside and sat down. The phone rang 3 times, then went to the answering …show more content…
machine.
''Hello? Hello?Hello? Um, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled down for your first night. Uhm, I actually worked in that office before you, I’m finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I am gonna tell you, there is nothing to worry about. You'll be fine. So let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uhm, Let's see. First there is an introductory reading from the company, that I am suppose to read.It's kinda of a legal think, you know?Uhm, Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids & grown ups alike, where fantasy and fun comes to life. Fazbear entertainment is not responsible for damage of property or person. Upon discovery of the damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be funded within 90 days to you as soon as possible after the place has been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and that the carpets has been changed.Blah blah blah. Now, that might sound bad, I know. But there is really nothing to worry about. Um, the animatronic characters do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I was forced to sing, those same stupid songs for 20 years, and I never got a bath,I'd probably be a bit irritable
at night too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children. So you should show them a little respect. Right? Okay. So just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uuhm, there is left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Something about their servers looki