We send our gratitude for your soldiers protecting us but we wish to please separate from Great Britain. We, the people of the colonies shall wish you dearly but it is time for us to become our own nation. Please DO NOT be offended by the following Statements.
LISTEN UP GEORGE! We are serious about this matter! We feel that “Taxation without Representation” is WRONG! W-R-O-N-G! Now we understand that Great Britain is having some financial problems but it’s NOT our problem! Taxing our tea? WRONG. Taxing the paper & stamping it? WRONG. Taxing our sugar? WRONG. Like we are SERIOUS, Pay for it YOURSELVES! Tax the people over in Britain! Don’t force it on to us!
Also we would like to say that we`re not pleased with quartering YOUR soldiers! They have deliberately taken OUR jobs. They are big fat butts who are eating all our food! They have taken all our wages! They have taken ground in our homes! & WE ARE SICK OF IT! We don’t like that you don’t trust us so much that you have to take charge of us with your big bad soldiers. We`re sorry but we don’t want them here! Please take your +0000000000soldiers & LEAVE.
Also by the way… the Proclamation of 1763? Hate it! We should be able to move west
321-of the Appalachian Mountains if we please! Your over there in England & leave us alone! Its more fertile westward of our present location of the colonies! We need more land to grow our different crops! Plus it’s not fair that you get to make all the rules! It’s not like you use the land. You just do it to avoid fighting with the Indians! Just stop overruling us just because you have a lot of big tough soldiers! So Please Let Us Be.
So in conclusion we would please like to separate from Great Britain. For the following reasons: Taxation without Representation, The Quartering Act & The Proclamation of 1763. If you please could understand our position we would be most honored. Thank you & It has been good being a part of Britain. Goodbye.