Act 1:
Scene 1: Marcello’s Funeral (Filmed at gazebo park)
Noel: “...Eulogy…”
[Noel leaves the stage as another person takes his place, he then sits next to Erica, who is crying. Muted eulogy in background, other’s look at eulogist]
Noel: Hey you come here often?
Erica: What..
Noel: “Listen babe, If I was an enzyme I would be a DNA helicase, so I could unzip your jeans”
Close-up of Noel’s creepy enthusiastic face and overextended eyebrows
Erica: ok?
[Whispers into ear]
Noel: I’m going to tear you open like a bag of milk
[Erica slaps Noel across the face]
Erica: “You’re not funny, you revolting creep”
(Erica storms out of the gazebo) - (Audience becomes silent and stares at Noel) - (Audience laughs, Noel …show more content…
Guan, Anas, under the pictures it says why Noel murdered them, eg. Guy who cut me off in traffic, guy who pantsed me in 3rd grade)
Noel: Revolting? , not funny?... Revolting?! Not funny?!
(As he says this he prints a picture, cuts it out, and pins it to the wall… camera reveals that it is a picture of Erica)
(Noel Opens his laptop, camera slides by all his tabs (Tabs: bing images of midgets, dank pokemon memes, how to save someone from being shot by an arrow, Segolene royale, facebook of Angelica Rumball, cringey pick-up lines) before showing that he clicks the “new-tab” button, Camera zooms out and shows him typing in Bing, searches “10 Weird Ways to Kill someone” , see his eyes as he scrolls down list and laughs maniacally) Scene 3: Ubermensch (Lauzon Kitchen)
[Liam is in the middle of telling a …show more content…
Now THAT’s a conversation!
Erica: No but seriously there’s some crazy murderer trying to assassinate me! He’s like some sort of psycho killer!
(Erica looks at camera)
Tina: Well you know what they say
(Enter Chad)
Chad: Hey babe, I found some fresh avocados and plantains at the store, they’ll make a kickass stew
Tina: Oh Chad you’re such a chef!
(Tina and Chad amorously hug, chad shifts his hand down her waist and closer to her butt, Tina is quick to correct his hand position)
Erica: Oh, that’s a big plantain you have there, how would like to cook it in my pot
(Erica wraps her arm around Chad as she says this)
Chad: No, I need a frying pan for this plantain
(Tina grabs Chad away from Erica)
Tina: I think it’s time for you to leave
(As Erica exits she signals the “call me” to Chad)
(Guy Wiles and Matt Burke are watching them the entire time)
Scene 5: A Chef’s Death
(Water is boiling in a pot, Chad and Tina are getting ready to eat)
Chad: I gotta go take a peepee
Tina: k (in a sassy manner)
(Exit Chad)
(Tina’s washing the table, view of Matt from behind her, blur the background