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What If I Were Snowed In School
If I was snowed in school for a whole week, I would do lots of things. I’m only going to share a couple with you now, they may not be good but they are kind of funny. Some of these things may be weird, but I find it funny. Some people may find it mean but I don’t really do this stuff. So here are my thing I would do if I was trapped in school for a whole week. The first thing I would do is I would make all the teachers give not more homework for example math and social studies homework. I would tie them to a chair. I’ll feed them nasty rotten food like anchovies, sardines, moldy cheese and rotten eggs. I'll keep feeding them those foods until they give no more homework. After i feed them I’ll go to the principal's office and delete all the rules in the rule book so everyone can be happy. We’ll be able wear hats and play with our phones. We’ll also be able to give the teachers attitude without going to ISS or the principal's office. …show more content…
Then I’ll take all the supplies the teachers use and i’ll burn them so they don’t have any tools to teach their class when school comes back, which is outstanding. Then I’ll put them in a backpack along with all the laptops that the school spend lots and lots of money on . i will give laptops to the kids whose parents can’t afford any laptops . Then I would give one to my niece, my nephew, my mom, my brother, and my four sisters. After that i will get myself one and sell the rest for $600 each. With a lot of money i would spend it on shoes and a

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